Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Butt Full of Soul

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Supermodel Selita Ebanks is your role
model. In accordance with the astrological omens, I recommend that you
arrange for the kind of special treatment she enjoys as she's preparing for
a runway show. That means getting five stylists to work for hours every
day perfecting every aspect of your physical appearance. Please make
sure they apply no less than 20 layers of makeup to your butt. APRIL
FOOL! I lied. The omens say this is not a good time to obsess on your
outer beauty. They do suggest, however, that attending to your inner
beauty would be smart. So please do the equivalent of getting 20 layers
of makeup applied to your soul's butt.  ~Rob Brezny


Phew! And I was beginning to get frustrated over the current state of my upper body, haven't been able to use my arms for anything that might keep them in shape for months now (due to the bloody accident). Argh. Ok. I know I already have a butt full of soul.

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